• Honestly

    Why visit the revenge upon the children when you can serve it cold to the source of the problem – the parent?

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  • Castles in the Air

    One minor altercation around the differences between British English and the American version, and things go awry. Won’t somebody please think of the children?

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  • Attack Ships

    A micro, alternative, creative non-fiction piece. One day, I will write this piece of familial creative non-fiction. For now though, let us dream of the essay which will detail the cinematic synergy between the classic 1956 Cole Porter musical High Society and the 1982 sci-fi noir legend that is Blade Runner

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  • 25/75

    Like most talentless billionaires, Gareth Cooper has his own TV show: The Question. When he and his wife Tabatha host their old friend Caroline and her partner Alice, Gareth agrees to recreate the show by asking them a particularly thorny philosophical question: Would they use his new product 25/75?

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  • Third-Party, Blameless

    A woman stands by the side of the road as her husband argues with the man whose car just hit their rear bumper. At first, all she talks about is how this is not her husband’s fault.

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  • Spandau: A Powerpoint

    Learn more about this experimental creative, non-fiction essay about the naming of the British 80s/90s pop sensation Spandau Ballet… and a light machine gun

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  • or learn his magick

    She is the woman your mother warned you about… if your mother was undead and you were summoned by a hex. But, hey: Denny’s afterwards as a special treat.

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  • Groom

    This is how they destroy children’s lives. Covered up for you by the Vatican and the Government of Canada.

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  • Hindsight

    Come on, don’t pretend you know the difference! No one actually knows the difference… except her of course.

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  • Learned from You

    Children: they teach us so much, or so I am told. This one taught its parents at least one life-saving procedure

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  • The Gravity of Childcare

    It takes extreme measures to leverage extreme benefits. What’s a little brain damage between sisters?

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  • BUYSEXUAL

    After 34 years of marriage, Leslie thinks life has no surprises left in store for her. That is until her husband makes a shocking request… BUYSEXUAL explores the dynamics within a relationship when sexual appetites change, how both parties respond, and whether puffins help or hinder a marriage.

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