andrew riddles

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    • BUYSEXUAL
    • Third-Party, Blameless
    • 25/75
    • Spandau: A Powerpoint
    • Attack Ships
    • Honestly
    • Castles in the Air
    • or learn his magick
    • Groom
    • Hindsight
    • Learned from You
    • The Gravity of Childcare
    • The King of Ithaca
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  • Mazzolatura {FTP}

    Type Full-length play Outline In the secret police HQ of a fictional central European country, two agents bring in a suspect for questioning. Despite the fact the year is 2025 and the prisoner is a 22-year-old woman, they quickly establish what they had suspected: this is in fact Pope John Paul II. What follows is…

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  • Honestly

    Why visit the revenge upon the children when you can serve it cold to the source of the problem – the parent?

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  • Castles in the Air

    One minor altercation around the differences between British English and the American version, and things go awry. Won’t somebody please think of the children?

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  • Attack Ships

    A micro, alternative, creative non-fiction piece. One day, I will write this piece…

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  • 25/75

    Like most talentless billionaires, Gareth Cooper has his own TV show:

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  • Third-Party, Blameless

    A woman stands by the side of the road as her husband argues

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  • Spandau: A Powerpoint

    Learn more about this experimental creative, non-fiction essay about the naming of the British 80s/90s pop sensation Spandau Ballet… and a light machine gun

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  • or learn his magick

    She is the woman your mother warned you about… if your mother was undead and you were summoned by a hex. But, hey: Denny’s afterwards as a special treat.

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  • Groom

    This is how they destroy children’s lives. Covered up for you by the Vatican and the Government of Canada.

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    Hindsight

    Come on, don’t pretend you know the difference! No one actually knows the difference… except her of course.

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  • Learned from You

    Children: they teach us so much, or so I am told. This one taught its parents at least one life-saving procedure

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  • The Gravity of Childcare

    It takes extreme measures to leverage extreme benefits. What’s a little brain damage between sisters?

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  • BUYSEXUAL

    After 34 years of marriage, Leslie thinks life has no surprises left in store for her. That is until her husband makes a shocking request…

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  • The King of Ithaca

    A short story about my grandfather’s return from World War II. You can read this story from 2023 in the beautiful Sumac Literary Journal.

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